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Title: Wooing the Reluctant
Author: Makoto Sagara
Series: Harry Potter
Archive: the usual suspects (ffnet, affnet, Foreverfandom, my site, mediaminer, my update LJ, the thehexfiles, hpfandom, and the harrydraco community on LJ ); anywhere else, please ask first.
Pairing: Draco/Harry, past Harry+others, past Draco/others
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash, ooc, angst, language. humor
Disclaimers: I don’t own Harry Potter and his friends. They belong to a list of people, including the wonderful JKR, Warner Bros, Scholastic Publishing, Raincoat Books, and others. I’m only borrowing them for entertainment purposes. All sexual scenes are between those who are of age to consent.

Author’s Notes: I was looking over the Draco-Tops-Harry 2012 Fest prompts on the LJ community of the same name. Sadly, I write too slow to contribute, but some of the prompts were just too good to pass up. This is the prompt from one of my favorite authors, Lomonaaeren: #45 – Harry is in his twenties and still a virgin, because he doesn't feel much of anything for either sex and is wary about whom he dates thanks to the gossip. Cue Draco doing something different and interesting to attract Harry's attention. This looks to be humorous and with short-ish chapters, somewhere around twelve in total, but I could be wrong.

Title: Here But For the Grace of Merlin

Author: Makoto Sagara

Series: Harry Potter

Archive: afallenangel.net/makotosagara/, fanfiction.net/~makotosagara, mediaminer.org, Foreverfandom.net, makochanupdates.livejournal.com, hpfandom.net, adultfanfiction.net, thehexfiles.net; anywhere else, please ask first

Category: angst, pre-slash, smut, romance

Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione

Warnings: Angst, OOC, DH spoilers (minus Epilogue), language, violence, self-harm, drinking, slash, smut, non-con, BDSM (whatever seriously fucked up things come to mind this time around)

Summary: The final battle left those with the Mark stained more than skin-deep, and the war has left its own mark on the others at the Battle of Hogwarts. However, when Harry's distancing from his friends leads to a nearly fatal accident, Draco has a chance to fulfill a lift-debt he owes to the Boy Who Lived, but he's only doing it because Narcissa is insisting.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling, Scholastic Publishing, and Warner Bros and some other stupid companies. We make nothing from this piece of fanfiction, and suing would be pointless, unless you like lint and bad skin!

Authors’ Notes: This idea seized me, and I tried desperately to make it go away, until it just wouldn’t. So, let’s see where the hell this goes. And it should be darker than most of my other stuff, so enjoy.