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Author: Makoto Sagara
Series: Harry Potter
Archive: the usual suspects (ffnet, affnet, Foreverfandom, my site, mediaminer, makochanupdates on LJ, thehexfiles, hpfandom, and the harrydraco community on LJ); anywhere else, ask first.
Pairing: Draco/Harry, past Harry+others, past Draco/others
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash, ooc, angst, language, humour, EWE
Disclaimers: I don’t own Harry Potter and his friends. They belong to a list of people, including the wonderful JKR, Warner Bros, Scholastic Publishing, Raincoat Books, and others. I’m only borrowing them for entertainment purposes.

Author’s Notes: Again, a thousand thanks go to Sky for her help with the Rita article in the last chapter. And so many thanks go to Fallen Angel, Asuka Kureru, and Jamie for their help with Draco’s pick-up lines. It was not as easy as I thought it was going to be at first. Any guesses on what Draco’s going to do next?