RANT!!

Okay, seriously, I am looking for someone who has time to work as a beta/editor for me. Must be proficient in HP, GW, HYD (optional, but really desired), Rebirth (optional), and WK canon or willing to work with me over the fandom's canon. Yes, I am serious. Must also be willing to tell me that the wording sucks. I do NOT want a sycophant who tells me everything is perfect. I know it's not. Must also be willing to work out characterization, as I try to stay as IC as I possibly can.
Also, I am looking for someone who's willing work with me over my own original work. You don't have to worry about canon as I am making it up as I go. =P But characterization is important as well. So is plot pointing and wording.
Can be two different people. I'm flexible.
Don't bother replying if you have no idea what I'm talking about or can't do it. I'm pretty pissed about this right now.